I walk into the kitchen and see the terrier leaning casually against the sofa.
He looks shifty. If a Jack Russell's mouth could carry a tune he'd be whistling 'nonchalantly'.
As appealing as his face is, it does not sufficiently distract from the rest of his body.
I do a double take and see that he is wearing a green tea towel like a cape.
He looks like a small, furry James Brown, waiting to be helped off stage.
He hates being laughed at. He hates being caught red-pawed, at the scene of the crime.
I snigger into an empty coffee cup as he trots to his bed, tea towel trailing behind him like a bridal train.
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